{"product_id":"9780008711108","title":"Happy Bloody Christmas","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAuthor:  Middleton, Jo \u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eChristmas\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch5\u003ePublished on 24 October 2024 by HarperCollins Publishers (AVON, a division of HarperCollins Publishers Ltd) in the United Kingdom.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePaperback | 336 pages\u003cbr\u003e200 x 130 x 21 | 230g\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' MIKE GAYLE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e ––––––––––––––––––-\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Don't miss the perfect Christmas present for yourself (or for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body…)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e –––––––––––––––––\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e READERS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e  'Had me in fits of laughter, tears streaming down my face!' ?????\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'Engaging and quirky in the very best way' ?????\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'A must read for Autumn 2024!' ?????\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'I was absorbed from the very first page' ?????\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'I have never laughed so much while reading a book!' ?????\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'So fresh, exciting, funny and intelligent!' ?????\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'Kept me guessing until the end!' ?????\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'An absolute riotous Christmas cracker!' ?????\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e ––––––––––––––––––-\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Anna's Christmas Eve To Do List:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e  1. Wrap the kids' presents?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 2. Peel the potatoes ?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 3. Get rid of the dead body?!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the world’s biggest glass of wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If she’s going to save Christmas, it’s up to Anna to find out what the hell’s gone on. Oh – and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e–––––––––-\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOORE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e ‘So funny, I’m annoyed I didn’t write it!' GILL SIMS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e ‘The perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBY\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e ‘Hilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!’ FIONA LEITCH\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' HARPER FORD\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read – terrific!' J.M. HALL\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' HANNAH HENDY\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' JONATHAN WHITELAW\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'A five-star triumph!' ROSIE HANNIGAN\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e –––––––––-\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Darling Reads","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49509464736068,"sku":"9780008711108","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0827\/1265\/8244\/files\/ec44043e19c02c9163a4606b5b12ddd6.png?v=1752780433","url":"https:\/\/darlingreadsbooks.pro\/products\/9780008711108","provider":"Darling Reads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}