{"product_id":"9781800962095","title":"Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children : Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAuthor:  Foxx, Daniel \u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eParodies \u0026amp; spoofs\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch5\u003ePublished on 12 September 2024 by Octopus Publishing Group (Monoray) in the United Kingdom.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHardback | 144 pages\u003cbr\u003e158 x 223 x 16 | 272g\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLENAuthor and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!Other magical adventures include:Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much?Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!Lily goes with Daddy to work!  And fires Kate from marketing!!BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***Contains adult language\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Darling Reads","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49242234257732,"sku":"9781800962095","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0827\/1265\/8244\/files\/7f2b831ab773b8e1bfa9707b25a4c246.png?v=1752777566","url":"https:\/\/darlingreadsbooks.pro\/products\/9781800962095","provider":"Darling Reads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}